Sunday, 9 June 2013

A Hard Day's Knight

1. Aaaargh, it's morning again. The beast awakens...
2. It's going to be a long day, so a hearty breakfast is in order


3. What, why you laughin'?
4. Did I say somethin' funny? Huh, did I, punk?
5. A-ight, you're cool. I'm gonna let you walk this once  - shoosh.

~ Intermission: Out Fishing ~



~ End of Intermission ~

6. OK, I'm back! Where do we get started...
7. Let's gather the tools of the trade
8. The First Challenge: Weather and time have besmirched and corroded the railing colour
7. The Solution: Sandwaxing paper and sponges. Let's get on it
8. The Second Challenge: Vegetation has wrapped itself around some railings, making painting intractable
9. The Solution: Chop it's face off
10. Boo-ya! That's how we roll, baby. Of course, now someone has to actually remove all that dead plant-life...

11. Since I'm here, might as well get the watering done as well
12. Aaah! That felt good. Now just gotta wait for it to fill out...
13. ...turum-turururum...i'm at mah farm, waterin' mah plants...tururum...

14. Wait a second! What was that noise?!

15. Horse-thieves maybe?! It came from over there...

16. Damn it, and my sword is upstairs! Quick, must find someth-aha!
17. Now we're talking.
 "COME AT ME, 'BRO, COME AT ME!"
18. Hmm...nothing...no movement...
19. Guess I scared them off. Yeah, baby! After all this excitement and labour, better get some lunch

20. Salad doesn't really count. So let's see, what else is light and natural...
21. Well deserved!

But I while was doing all of that to deserve the above, I have the feeling someone else has been slacking off...hmm...
22. You there! Back to work!

I don't want any excuses for Naxos on September!





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